As the NeuroBash commenced, the drug kicked in. Mia’s eyes widened as she began calculating the nutritional content of the venue’s snack bar. “These pretzels! They have 17% less gluten than the competitor, but the salt content would make a sailor faint… Wait, why is everyone clapping? ” she muttered, oblivious to the crowd.

Onlookers stared. The host, a flamboyant man named Cracked (real name: Cl

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Alternatively, if "Cracked" is a character, maybe a rival scientist or a satirical figure. Maybe they are part of a reality TV show where they compete in a parody of drug-enhanced tasks.